After last week’s Transgression, there is no way that terrestrial television can handle the culmination of events that lead up to Valentine’s Massacre! Evolution Wrestling returns to Pay-Per-View this Sunday with a card full of emotion and suspense to make certain wrestling promotions cower in fear!
Jacob Tolle and rookie referee Darren Hughes have not seen eye to eye for weeks, having back-and-forth match decisions and altercations throughout. On January 31st, it came to a head when Jacob attacked Darren. CEO Mike Powers hoped to end the problem by booking Darren with Thatcher Rex and Director of Security Johnny Rotten to face Jacob Tolle in a handicap match on the February 7th edition of Transgression. The Guest GM for that night, Brydon Talinsdale, found that allowing the match as it was would be a lawyer’s playground, rearranging the match to allow Darren and Johnny’s involvement without any issues. Thatcher defeated Tolle after he was beaten with a 2×4 and piledriven by Johnny Rotten, preceded by Darren Hughes blatant baiting.
After the match, Darren Hughes and Jacob Tolle both demanded for an unsanctioned bout to be held at Valentine’s Massacre. Both men inked the contract to hold Evolution Wrestling free of any liability, and Mike Powers has opened the gates. Darren Hughes will face Jacob Tolle at Valentine’s Massacre!
Joey Jenova took a career threatening dive during his title defense against Trémo La’Crow. Trémo performed one of the most devistating moves ever seen in Evolution Wrestling’s history, nailing a Sterness Dust Alpha off of the top of the ladders set up in the ring. Unfortunately for Joey, he is no longer the Unified Onyx Champion. Sadly, that might not be the only unfortunate event for Joey, as he was promptly taken out of the arena in a stretcher. Trémo, proud of his efforts, has done nothing but gloat since attaining his ‘beautiful victory’. With one of Evolution Wrestling’s cash-crops out of action, Mike Powers has placed the new Unified Onyx Champion in competition with a man whom did not see eye-to-eye with Joey Jenova, but is a perfect fit to test the will of “The Odessey”: Thatcher Rex.
In the Main Event, Jonny Briggs finally defends his New Age Championship against the remaining active member of The Uprsising, Crazy Kyd. Kyd battled Thatcher Rex in three exhausting and brutal battles, somehow finding the will and the drive to put the self-proclaimed Tyrant Champion out of contention for the New Age Championship. After several tag-team matches with Jonny Briggs that have ended in bralws, Kyd must now find the way to put the injury of his Uprising teammate, and the fatigue that has surely carried on from these battles, to rip the title away from the Sword-Tongued Irish.
Your television service providers are awaiting your call to order this event! We assure you that it will be the best $39.95 you will spend for Valentine’s Day!